The Mean Times cordially invite you to their descent into Hell - the new single from their upcoming album 'Feel More Dumb', out September via Golden Robot Records. Your reckoning will take place at The Old Bar on Saturday, 5 July 2025, assuming civilisation holds until then.

A garage-pop, post-punk panic attack masquerading as a good time, Hell is part sermon, part sleaze, and fully off its medication. There are euphemisms. There are hips thrusting. There is very little moral clarity.

It’s the sound of a breakdown having a breakdown, propped up by a rhythm section that hits like a stolen shopping trolley careening down hill.

Born Secret will be joining the fray, and frankly, should know better.

Free entry
Doors open at 3PM.
Born Secret at 4PM
The Mean Times at 5PM

Redemption not available at this venue.
BYO saddle. And maybe a towel. And a safe word.